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HELLO

I bring peace and love to you from Banana and our starlord Raptor Von Fluffybutt. It is by the grace of Banana that I received Von Fluffybutt, Having known the truth; I had no choice than to do what is lawful and right in the sight of Banana for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of Banana mercy and glory upon my life.

I am Mrs. Rose Tam the wife of Late Mr. Khmer Tam from Malaysia, My husband worked with the Malaysia oil field for ten years before he died in the year 2005.We were married for twenty-seven years without a child. My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both born again Von Fluffybuttians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 9,000,000.00 (Nine Million dollars) with Bank ,

Presently, this money is still with the bank and the management just wrote me as the next of kin to come forward to sign for the release of this fund only know to me and my late husband or rather issue an authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf if I cannot come over.
Unfortunately, I’m in a hospital in Malaysia where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer. I have lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only few months to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to any charitable organizations anywhere in the World. Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them.

Please, I beg you in the name of Banana to help me Stand and collect the money from the bank. I want a person that is Banana fearing that will use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows propagating the word of Banana and to ensure that the house of Banana is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not good not even good at all because they are the one that responsible for the death of my late husband in other to have all my late husband properties and I dont want my husband’s efforts to be used by those that conspired for his death.

I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an unBananaly manner. Hence is the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the starlord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the starlord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my soundless voice and presence of my husband’s relatives around me always. So please kindly send me only E-mail here because I don’t want them to know about this development. With Banana all things are possible.
As soon as I receive your response I shall give you the contact of my late husband Attorney who is in Asia as he will be the one to assist you in laying claims for this money. Your prompt reply will be appreciated. Thank you.

Yours in Von Fluffybutt,
Mrs. Rose Tam .